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PostSubject: OH GOD OH GODD WHYYY   Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:21 am

This is the worst roleplay in the history of roleplays
THIS IS THE BEST ROLEPLAY IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER


Bella = Matt
Edward = Lucas
Jacob = Pb
Charlie = Guy
Renee = Brutini
Phil = Cruz
Carlisle = Xander
Esme = Apep
Alice = Penelope
Emmett = Storm
Rosalie = Eva
Jasper = Adrian
James = Sath
Victoria = Amma
Laurent = Shades
Sam = Breeze
Quil = Jayne
Embry = Cole
Billy = Jessie
Mike = Danny
Jessica = Risa

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"Come'on, I loaded up the car, Matt!"
Matt sighed, climbing into the back seat of his parents' car, clutching a small cactus. His parents were taking him to the airport.
He didn't particularly want to go live with his dad, Guy, but his mother Brutini and stepfather Cruz were going to be traveling a lot for Cruz's baseball playing. Since for some reason his mother would be happier without him there, he was going to live with his father, Guy.
His father was an okay guy. He was kind of a dork. But Matt didn't mind, as long as Brutini was happy. He figured that Brutini would be happier if it was just him and Cruz.
But he didn't want to think about that too much... ew.
He would miss the undying heat of Phoenix, he didn't really know why he was bringing a cactus from there. He was moving to Forks, Washington. Grey old Forks Washington, where his cactus would probably curl up and die on the spot. But at least he would have the pot.
For some reason, he was also going to miss his eccentric, harebrained mother Brutini. He didn't really know why either.
But he didn't mind living with his dorky police officer father Guy. He hadn't seen him in a while.
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PostSubject: OH GOD WHYYYYY   Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:14 pm

"By honey! I love you~!" Brutini called to Matt, watching as the boy left for the plane.
They grew up oh so fast.
But now.
It was time to go back home and party with Cruz.
Of course, he'd miss Matt, but, he'd be fine back in forks with his father. Besides, it was hard to have time just to him and Cruz with an emo teenager laying about the house.
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PostSubject: Re: OH GOD OH GODD WHYYY   Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:27 pm

"Love you too, mom." Matt called back, before boarding the plane, still holding his cactus, which he named George.
It was a boring plane ride. Everything was boring. Especially life. Especially Matt's life.
When he landed in Forks, it was, with great surprise, raining. Matt rolled his eyes. So lame.

"Hey, Matty." His father greeted, in his police uniform. Matt climbed into his car, and suddenly they were really awkward. Maybe it was just Matt.

"You uh... cut your hair." Guy said in a terrible attempt to make conversation.

"I grew it out.... dumbass."

"Oh. Well hey I found you a car."

"What kind?" Matt asked, raising an eyebrow.

"A truck. It kinda sucks, but you know. My friend Jessie sold it to me for cheap since she's in a wheelchair and crap. You remember her son, Pb, don't you?"

"... no not really."

"Oh. Well he's sexy now."

"That's nice."

They soon arrived at Guy's house, where there was a giant truck in the driveway, and two people standing next to it. Matt figured some hobos had lost their way, until Guy pointed them out as Jessie and Pb.
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PostSubject: Re: OH GOD OH GODD WHYYY   Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:22 pm

(HOSHITTHISISAMATTLUCASLUUULI'MONLYREPLYINGSOICANGETUPDATESSHUSHIT)
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PostSubject: Re: OH GOD OH GODD WHYYY   Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:49 pm

(HEY COCO. theres a button for that. XD)

"Hey! Matt's finally back!" Pb grinned, watching the car pull into the drive.
And for some reason, Jessie had said that they didn't need umbrellas today. Soooo
They were just a tad.
Soaked to the bone.
Pb patted the side of the old truck, bet Matt would love it--
One of the front tires blew out.
...And Pb let her hand slide right off the side of the old piece of crap.
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PostSubject: Re: OH GOD OH GODD WHYYY   Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:59 pm

As they parked, Matt glanced at the people outside the car.

... no, he did not really remember them like Guy seemed to be sure he did.

"You guys used to make mud pies together. Now come'on, Jake's gonna show you the truck." His father said as they got out of the car. "Heeeey Jessie."

Jessie wheeled over to him. "Hey Guy. Man, this your daughter? He sure grew up fast."

"They always do." Guy sighed. Matt shared his sigh, but for the reason that his father was lame.

"Uh... hi." Matt said, looking at the dude(tte) standing next to the...

Oh dear god that truck was awful looking.
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PostSubject: Re: OH GOD OH GODD WHYYY   Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:03 pm

Pb grinned, "Hey Matt! ....Nice plant."

Its not like they had any... what were they called? Cactuses... cacti up here. Too emo, rainy, and cold.
And infestedwithvampirescough. What? No... they just had some really super pale people living here.

"...Ha, yeah the truck needs some work, but it'll work perfect with a bit of elbow greese!"

The other tire started to deflate as well.
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PostSubject: Re: OH GOD OH GODD WHYYY   Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:10 pm

"Thanks... his name is Joe." Matt said.

Oh god, he just remembered that the plant's name was actually George. It had slipped his mind. Only a few seconds knowing the guy, and he had already lied to him. Dammit.

"Yeah, Pb's been fixin' it up himself. It ought to work for years. " Jessie chuckled.

"Yeah, your kids'll be able to drive it someday." Guy threw in, also chuckling.

Matt grimaced. He had to try hard to not thank his dad for once again proving his already well known dorkiness. "Uh... cool."
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